President Biden Says That Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan May Soon Become Talifghanistan
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has stated that POTUS has been texting with Afghanistan’s newly self-appointed President Abu Taboo Fashu, on a daily basis. She noted that the two have developed a close rel…
Read full storyScientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Scientists from Maine to Oregon have expressed that they are not at all happy with the name that NASA officials have chosen for the newly-discovered planet. At a recent conference of the Modern American Scientists Guild,…
Read full storyLondon’s Madame Tussauds Wax Museum Sells Its Donald Trump Wax Statue To China For £22 ($3 US)
LONDON – (Satire News) – After receiving literally millions of complaints, the directors of London’s prestigious Madame Tussauds Museum, have decided to get rid of the wax statue of the man who is hated by more people than even that Nazi scumbag, Ado…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Producers Tell Host Tyra Banks to Stop Dressing in Those Outlandishly Gaudy Outfits or They’ll Fire Her Ass!
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the top-rated television dance show, "Dancing With The Stars," have let the show’s host know that they want her to cut back on her weird-looking outfits. An insider said that she is starting to remind t…
Read full storyJohnson's Ultra Right Wing UK Conservatives Plan New 'Master Race' Based on Hitler's 'Mein Kampf!'
UK PM, Boris Johnson, has outlined his future plans to turn the UK into a nation of Masterminds and 'Untermenschen' will not be allowed to work in England unless they possess a university degree! The UK cabbage pickers union are up in arms, or dee…
Read full storySix Assholes Arrested at The Bronx Zoo For Impersonating Zoo Animals
THE BRONX, New York – (Entertainment Satire) – The Bronx Zoo has confirmed that half a dozen jerks were apprehended inside the zoo impersonating zoo animals. And as one of the chief zookeepers stated, the six punks did a very fucked up job of impe…
Read full storyFacebook To Turn A New Page
After Facebook's whistle-blower testimony before the Senate Commerce Committee by France Haugen about manipulating data and facts by the internet giant, Facebook did a slow cringe. They were the stretched-out tee-shirt school kids who started a s…
Read full storyDNA Tests Show That a Baltimore Bus Driver is Barron Trump’s Biological Father
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just uncovered a story that had been hidden from the entire country by the Trump family for 15 years. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx said that after following several leads, she has discovered that Donald J…
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