Polls indicate celebrities in space should STAY there
William Shatner, at 90, has now joined several celebrities exploring space, and is the oldest of the celebrities who has gone out there. His trip was hosted by Jeff Bezos' rocket company, Blue Origin. seeking more opportunities in outer space.
Read full storyAn Al-Qaeda Terrorist Group Wants To Buy The Trump Tower
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of Manhattan’s most popular realtors has said that he recently received a text message from an individual who says that he represents the Sand Castle Cartel, which is a part of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group. Real…
Read full storyTin of Spam knows it is going to the Harvest Festival
Terry Heckingthwaite, a six-month-old tin of spam from the corner shop knows that he is going to spend the last few precious moments of his life on the Harvest Table at the local church. 'Yes' said the morose collection of tin, label, and unidenti…
Read full storyGovernor Greg Abbott of Texas Named The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The Entire Nation
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) – Surprisingly the Republican publication GOPicky Magazine has just named conservative governor Greg Abbott of Texas, as The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The United States. The evil, heartless, SOB, easily beat out…
Read full storyThousands of Jason Aldean’s Fans Tell Him to Just Shut Up and Sing
DETROIT, Michigan – (Satire News) – Country singer Jason Aldean was performing in the famed Carburetor Coliseum, when he began talking between songs about the world of politics. He noted that he really misses Trump and the fact that he could have…
Read full storyNCAA's Sacajawea State University Is Disqualified After a Cheerleader Runs Onto the Field and Tackles An Opposing Running Back
DURANGO, Colorado – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza reports that a very unfortunate incident during the NCAA's Sacajawea State – Rhode Island A&M game resulted in the game ending abruptly. Reporter Pia Confetti commented that at the start of…
Read full storyBiden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…
Read full storySouthwest Airlines Cancels Hundreds of Flights Due To The Pretzel and Peanut Shortage
DALLAS – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s largest airlines has just announced that it will be cancelling hundreds of flights. A spokesperson for Southwest told Dan Harwood, with the Scuttlebutt Review, that the reason is due to the pretzel and…
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