Paul McCartney Once Dated A Very Famous British Singer
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Paul McCartney says that during the early days of the Beatles, he dated fellow English singer Petula Clark, but he broke up with her because she always wanted to go "Downtown." The Beatles member, who co-wrote most…
Read full storyPanic Hits The US As Pig Pandemic Cases Are On The Rise
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has just stated that the incidence of the Pig Virus has gone up just in the past 72 hours. The Pig Virus which is believed to have started just outside of Mar-a-Lago, Florida…
Read full storyKentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper
LEXINGTON, Kentucky – (Satire News) – In a move to help increase sagging sales, KFC has decided to implement a new menu item. A spokesperson for the chicken giant, Filla Marshenco, 51, stated that starting in January 2022, all of the 23,802 KFC’s…
Read full storyLetters To The Editor: From Melania Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, LeBron James, Ghislaine Epstein, & Mrs. Mitch McConnell
NEW YORK CITY, - (Satire News) - Presented by The Daily Drama News Agency. Dear Editor: I just want everyone to know that I have had it with that worthless, piece-of-shit loser, Don Trump Sr. telling everyone that he has never met me, or that he h…
Read full storySomeone Pigeonholed Donald Trump
Suddenly, comes a voice that so succinctly expresses the dump-hole into which Donald Trump has led this country. American who are descendants from every corner of the planet despise people a shade less than buttermilk. Republican House member Anth…
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