The McDonalds In Kabul, Afghanistan Sells Over 4,000 McCamelburgers Per Day
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation is happy to announce that their McDonalds restaurant in downtown Kabul is having record sales. A spokesperson for Afghanistan’s national Two-Humped News Agency stated that since introd…
Read full storyThe Sensuously Sexy Kim Kardashian Says Her Big Fat Ass Is Ready To Run For Public Office
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The most popular and big-assed Kardashian sister, has just announced that she is planning on running for public office. Kim Kardashian, who was once married to Kanye “The Pest” West; the biggest space cadet since Eric T…
Read full storyNaked Man Arrested for non-compliance with TSA Guidelines; claims it was just a misunderstanding
The Hennepin County Attorney’s Office in Minnesota yesterday filed a complaint against Frank Towers, 44, after the man initiated an altercation with TSA employees. Investigators say the incident happened at the skyway checkpoint early last Friday mo…
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