Jai Courtney front runner to be new Bond
Following the release of ‘No Time to Die’, Daniel Craig’s last outing as 007, the Internet has been awash with speculation over which actor will take over the iconic role. Will filmmakers break with tradition and cast a person of colour such as I…
Read full storyA Man In Iowa Is Arrested For Embarrassing The Hell Out of His Pet Dalmatian
CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Cornbread police have been called to the home of retired ladies shoe salesman Burton Pissmeister, 59, on at least seven occasions, within the past two months. CPD reports show that Pissmeister, who is on parole, i…
Read full storyThe Supreme Court Has Just Ruled That Donald J. Trump Will Never, Ever Be Allowed To Hold Public Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits from Maine to California knew that it was just a matter of time before Melania’s husband (aka The Orange Turd) would be banned from holding public office. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Tafetta Kixx i…
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