Green Bay Packers' Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why He Is Demanding To Be Traded
MALIBU BEACH – (Sports Satire) – Aaron Rodgers says that he loves the Green Bay Packer fans – but quickly noted that he has had his fill with the harsh, horrendously cold Green Bay winter weather. Rodgers told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Rev…
Read full storyTrampoline traumas thwart tame torpid town
A quaint Derbyshire village says it is living in fear today as a local spate of egregious trampoline crimes threaten to rage out of control. Crimes are described as far ranging and go from chipped paintwork to alleged "filthy bouncing". Forme…
Read full storyDisneyland Reopens But With Very Strict Guidelines, Rules, and Regulations
ANAHEIM, California – (Satire News) – Executives with Disneyland are thrilled to announce that the world-famous theme park is opening after being closed for 14 months, 3 weeks, and 16 days, due to the Coronavirus. A spokesperson stated that, for o…
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