Jerry Jones Talks About The Upcoming Super Bowl, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Beyonce
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…
Read full storyAlita Battle Angel 2: 'The Last Kingdom' Movie - Plot
In the year 2563, exactly 300 years after Earth was devastated by a catastrophic war known as "The Fall," Alita talks to Dr. Dyson Ido in his workshop before her final Motorball game which will make her eligible to enter Zalem. Dr. Dyson Ido expl…
Read full storySarah Silverman Get Loud Calling Out The Billionaires Donkeys And Crackskull Politicans
The For The People Act voted in the Senate in coming weeks as long it takes some to consider getting vaccinated. Sarah Silverman takes a word for it outing the assholes as many of us encounter on a daily as the one billionaire who-will-not-be-name…
Read full storyWiggins comes clean on his “lost daddy” complex
After years of therapy, Jermaine “Wiggy” Wiggins has made a major breakthrough. On the Greg Hill morning radio show this morning, Wiggy announced he’s just gone through a life altering change, realizing his fixation for certain NFL players stem fr…
Read full storyRicky Gervais Says That Queen Lizzy Should Retire While She’s Still on Top
WEST HOLLYWOD – (Satire News) – British comedian Ricky Gervais, a man who has insulted presidents, popes, and pop stars commented to Anderson Cooper that he loves the queen, but suggested that at the up-there age of 95, she should seriously consider…
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