Kamala Harris Finally Gets A Desk
After several White House announcements made by President Biden, with Kamala Harris standing idly to one side but smiling pleasantly as Biden spoke, she has at last been given a desk to sit at, or part of an extended long table to sit at, while the P…
Read full storyTaliban Ready To Call It A Day
After almost 27 years of bitter struggle against opposing forces in Afghanistan, leaders of the Taliban have said they are ready to call it a day, throw in the towel, and return to their former lives as shepherds, or whatever. The Taliban - someti…
Read full storyMan Takes Elephant To Airport Claiming It Is An Emotional Support Animal
San Antonio man, Daniel Bobo, brought his emotional support animal to the San Antonio International Airport to give him solace on his trip to Hawaii on Sunday morning. The elephant is a full-grown, African bush elephant, being 10 feet tall and weigh…
Read full storyInternational "Day of Hate" Proclaimed for Sunday, April 4
Mar-a-Lago, Moscow, Pyongyang. March 27. Woof Blister, with an apocryphal report for SIN: Spoof International News. Three of the most powerful men in the world today, in a joint communique, declared that Sunday, April 4 would be celebrated around…
Read full storyMiddle-East Taco Bell's Start Serving 'Carne Assad' Style Meat
Irvine, CA - Taco Bell is always trying to gain global market share in the profitable 'crappy food' market, and they have seen steady profits with their bizarre international menu. In Japan, you can get a Octopusadilla. In Italy, you'll find taco-…
Read full storyHow To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 5
When people at gatherings and parties etc, whom I don't know, ask me how I am doing, I like to reply that "I'm not doing so good, actually. I went to the doctor and he told me I had probably only a couple of weeks to live." I say I asked him what was…
Read full story'Awesome' conversation overheard outside a pub in Birmingham, UK!
(NOT EDITED) We stand outside the Red Dragon boozer in downtown Birmingham with our ears pricked! "Hey Tommy, your name is now famous all over the globe, it's a Netflix thing!" "Yep, I know, Bobby, lassies won't leave me alone, but they're dis…
Read full storySharon Osbourne is a dopey Bitch!
(NOT EDITED) Like many others hovering around the celeb/entertainment world with no talent just motor-mouths, married to, well more infamous than famous superstars, who are invited by talk-show hosts to shoot their mouths off about anything, or anyon…
Read full storyOld Woman Takes Over At Sheffield United
Their stay in the Premier League may be all but over, and a return to the slog of the Championship looking ever more likely, but Sheffield United are already planning for the future, and this afternoon unveiled the successor to Chris Wilder, sacked a…
Read full storyWho Let Trump Out Of The Shed?
While the world was settling down comfortably in his absence, suddenly Trump spoke. Or, as usual, misspoke. Of the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol, Trump contended that his mob was giving the police hugs and kisses. Either that’s how Trump…
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