Man has fever dream about Captain Cavemen
Husband, father and all-round good egg Gary Johnson was today telling anyone who was listening, about his recent, terrifying dream involving a little-remembered cartoon character from the 1970s. 'It was so surreal,' wrote Gary on his blog. 'Last n…
Read full storyValentine's Restaurant
A marketing email from a restaurant has set a sad, lonely bachelor of on one, again. Florence's Wine Bar and Bistro sent an unsolicited marketing email to Steve Brickhouse about their plans for 2021 reopening and their planned live music nights in…
Read full storyWhat does Laurence Fox think?
Although it has been a while since actor, singer-songwriter, and political heavyweight Laurence Fox has told us anything, it is even longer since another Laurence Fox, a 57-year-old father of three from Chipping Sodbury, has stated an opinion. We tho…
Read full storyThe Suicide Tooth: A Source of Angst for Certain Professionals
A spy entering a foreign country on a covert mission may be captured and interrogated under torture. To prevent the revelation of information that could destroy a network of critical assets, a suicide tooth may have been implanted in the spy's jaw. O…
Read full storyMan Becomes Furious On Spoof Site's Discussion Forum
A writer who is, by habit, a well-balanced clear-thinking individual with a wealth of intellect and a big cock, suddenly, and without prior warning, exploded into a state of near-apoplexy yesterday morning whilst commenting on a story he had written…
Read full storySewage Works now listed
Chutney on the Fritz's historical sewage works are now listed, meaning that renovation work cannot be carried out without a lot of red tape, and along with the Pencil Museum, it now has two tourist attractions. Sewage worker Tim O'Tay said, 'This…
Read full storyBrit anthropologists investigate the gradual extinction of a 'Rare Breed' of Homo-sapiens residing next to Bow Bells!
(NOT EDITED) Brit anthropologists are studying the gradual extinction a rather strange breed who once resided in the East End of London in an attempt to discover why they are gradually disappearing from the planet! Here are some explanations: C…
Read full storyBritish Women Have British Men Cornered
Late News: After Brexit, British women feel they have British men strapped under their umbrellas and boxed in under their control, because men are now unable to escape the British Isles to get romantic relief from extremely amorous French and Spanish…
Read full storyThe Duke And Duchess Of Los Angeles
Well, more gossip about the trials and tribulations of marrying into the royal family of Great Britain. It’s as though the next step taken by an outsider may either be one on solid footing or one into quicksand. Gulp. All she wanted was a vegan m…
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