The Vatican Is Against Love
Pope Francis has announced that the church can not bless same-sex marriages. So that seems to translate that the Pope does not condone happiness among all of his flock, but just some of his flock. Specifically, only those marriages between a man a…
Read full storyStanley Bridgewater still has no muscles
Stanley Bridgewater from charming village Mithering on the Trent still has no muscles, even though he bought a set of dumbbells and a chest expander from eBay during the first week of Lockdown in March 2020. 'Yes' said the morose chappy. 'I bought…
Read full storyMan has his eye on a water-stained book in the Oxfam shop window
Stanley Bridgewater, a 47-year-old bachelor from Mithering on the Trent, has his eye on a hardback, water-stained edition of How to Wear Corduroy to attract attention and love in the window of his local Oxfam. 'Everyday' said Stan 'I have been wal…
Read full storySpoof legal dispute over claims from editor that Jaggedone writes crap and refuses to 'edit' his spoofs because they are 'edited' anyway!
(NOT EDITED) A once infamous satirical institution called, The Spoof, has had many altercations, disputes, and arguments over the last thirty years. There have even been threats from ex-spoofers to punch the editor's 'fucking lights out!' Luckily, th…
Read full storyDo you miss the Argos Catalogue?
Ever since it stopped being published, the Argos Catalogue has gained a sort of mystic following, with people taking to internet forums to discuss the multi-coloured book of dreams. However, do you miss it? Do you miss the door-stop of crinkly pap…
Read full storyIdiot MP says something, again
Michael Madeup, a Conservative MP for a tiny city, has once again done something stupid on social media. The local character is known for a series of ill-timed jokes on social media, threatening violence against other people, and being unkind to h…
Read full storyGerman cat gets soaked in hailstorm!
(NOT EDITED) March weather can sometimes be quite distressing for humans, and other animals. However, cats are especially sensitive to sudden outbursts of rain, snow, hail, and hate wet things descending rapidly from stormy heavens! One farm cat c…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London
In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…
Read full storyMeghan’s friends claim Queen invaded Duchess’ Californian mansion, shinned up a pipe into her bedroom and cut up all her nice clothes – Palace refuses to deny
Buckingham Place has found itself at the centre of a new storm of allegations, made by some American celebrity friends of Meghan Markle, who say that Queen Elizabeth II trespassed into Meghan and Harry’s Montecito property. According to the unnamed s…
Read full storyDuke And Duchess Of Los Angeles Continue Making Money By Victimhood
Well, don’t cry for them, Argentina. The Duke and (former television star) Duchess made $7 million on their last televised interview, claiming victimhood. Victimhood is not exactly a 9-to-5 job, but one solid goldmine. But the Queen was always ni…
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