Democrats Kill Their Own
Finally, there’s a politician who can do the job and what happens? Fire the guy! It’s like firing the captain of the Titanic if the captain of the Titanic had managed to save the ship and all of the passengers after being struck by the iceberg.
Read full storyModern men do not know which position it is best to pee!
(NOT EDITED) The scientific fraternity, although being confronted with a global pandemic, have not forgotten one of the most important issues the global male population has to deal with; which position is the best for males to pee in? Females real…
Read full storyIreland sends rover to Mars
The list of countries to have sent probes into space grows longer every day. This week, a robotic lander from Ireland failed to land on Mars, causing a great setback to their space programme. Commander Geoff McGowan of Dublin Space Command reflect…
Read full story'Screamo English Premier League' now open for bets!
(NOT EDITED) Empty stadiums, canned crowd noise, and non-canned crowd noise on TV, have given the English FA opportunities to offer fans a way to rid their frustrations at not being inside their favourite stadium. The EFA have formed a new Premier…
Read full storyUK's banking sector set to expand
The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…
Read full storyClearly, Cuomo Was Elected For His Executive Ability
When the COVID pandemic struck, Donald Trump was asleep at the wheel of his golf cart. The best Trump could suggest was, (wait for it) ”Drink a shot of Lysol, followed by a chaser of Clorox. Maybe afterwards, some kind of flash-light enema.” That…
Read full storyControversy Hits The NCAA’s March Madness Basketball Tournament
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The sports media covering the March Madness tournament is reporting that a bit of a controversy has just hit the arena fans. It appears that shooting guard Clive "The Gazelle" Scotia, with Statue of Liberty Univers…
Read full storySudden Increase In Spoof Readership Down To Leading Writer's Story
A superb literary effort by a leading writer on a satirical news website is said to have been responsible for a total upsurge (TU) in reader views, according to one man who wishes he, himself, had had the literary skill necessary to have written it.
Read full storyPrince Harry Says Pop And William Are Trapped
Prince Harry, in a clear example of projection, issued a statement claiming that pops, Prince Charles, and brother, Prince William, were both trapped! Yes, trapped, holy cow, not by marriage, but by the system. Could this be a voice from the wicke…
Read full storyNew Vaccine Developed That Will Encourage Anti-vaccine Protesters To Take Vaccines
A major pharmaceutical company has announced that it has developed a new vaccine specifically to treat those people who are suspicious of taking vaccines. The new vaccine, given the name Controlaform, has been developed in rapid time, to meet the…
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