Prince Harry Says Pop And William Are Trapped

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 13 March 2021

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Sounds like sour grapes!

Prince Harry, in a clear example of projection, issued a statement claiming that pops, Prince Charles, and brother, Prince William, were both trapped! Yes, trapped, holy cow, not by marriage, but by the system.

Could this be a voice from the wicked west shouting for help? Or an example of a pot calling the kettle black? Whoops. The pot calling the kettle non-white? Whoops again.

Think of the trouble Sharon Osbourne got into defending Piers Morgan.

Is this an example of the pot calling the kettle a singular object? Okay? Okay!

Seems Harry feels, or must feel, that everyone in the royal family is trapped in a system where the family devotes their efforts for the common good of the people and their nation.

Sounds like sour grapes! Fella, don’t you get it? The royal family is a money maker for the United Kingdom.

Maybe a little larger than the state of California, England is the first tourist stop for world travelers for numerous reasons, but tops is the pageantry of the Queen and her working family.

One parent with blue eyes, the other with brown, may wonder the future color their child’s eyes. Is that racist or curiosity? Is it racist to flat iron hair or is it style?

Pops and William don't look trapped. What should be trapped is COVID-19. Wear a mask. Get the vaccination. Trap COVID-19. There’s a world out there, and England is waiting.

Oh yes, and make vinegar out of those sour grapes.

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