Melania Trump Says That Donaldo Is So Worried About Going To Prison That He Only Sleeps 25 Minutes a Night
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…
Read full storyFootball or Tennis? - The 2021 Summer Dilemma!
The choice, as it always has, will be between Football or Tennis on Sunday, as people watch some very fit, very rich people kick a football around in a park, or knock a ball over a net on a court. Football or Tennis? Tennis or Football. Which do y…
Read full storyDonald Trump In a Shocker, Decides To Get His Vasectomy Reversed
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald Trump recently met with his personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi about getting his vasectomy reversed. Dr. Fu Fi asked him why on Earth, at the age of 75, would he want to put himself in a situation where…
Read full storyComputer very slow only to get on your nerves
Your Computer, Gary is being very slow today, just to get on your nerves. Normally, Mary the mouse and Gary play very nicely together, but today they are both playing you up. 'It is no good' said Gary 'I can't be fast every day you know. I mean…
Read full storyThe Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team
TOKYO – (Satire News) – Bad news has hit Belgium’s Olympic team. After a 72-hour investigation, it was determined that several members of the team smuggled in several packages of illegal Brussels Sprouts. One of the guilty athletes tried to say…
Read full storyDanish Cheese Stinks
A tiny EU nation stuck above North Germany, home to Legoland, a naked mermaid, and Peter Schmeichel, is causing quite a stir across the North Sea. Those residing on the outer-periphery of EU unification are about to be invaded by something that ca…
Read full storyJoey Chestnut, America’s Favorite Glutton, Wins Again
Joey Chestnut, who repeated his winning ways in this year’s edition of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, accomplished the nearly miraculous and unbelievably revolting act of eating 76 full sized hotdogs and buns in roughly 10 minutes. It was a…
Read full storyMatt Gaetz Says That The Photo of Him Sitting on RuPaul’s Lap Was Photoshopped
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Matt Gaetz told Tucker Carlson that he does not know RuPaul, nor has he ever kissed her as TMZ was reporting. Gaetz added that the photo that went out on the national wires of him sitting on RuPaul’s lap at a gay bar…
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