President Biden Is Fed Up With Donald Trump's Constant Lying BS and He's Looking Into Having Him Exiled
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) – A source inside the White House told Boom Boom News that POTUS is sick and tired of the "Trumptard’s" incessant, never-ending lying. President Biden has asked Attorney General Merrick Garland to look into legall…
Read full storyDonald Trump’s 30,000-Plus Lies Have Finally Affected His Brain
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – According to a report put out by the highly reputable news agency BuzzFuzz, the disgraced, one-term president’s 30,000 plus lies are weighing on him so much that it has affected his brain in a most horrible way. Wyatt St.
Read full storyTo be 'Pinged' or not to be 'Pinged' that is not the question, especially in the UK!
Technology, modern science, and communication systems have taken the human race to new limits of not knowing what the fuck is going on around them, especially in the UK, led by its incompetent, bumbling, scatty PM! The latest trend, after 'Freedum…
Read full storyNicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Brooklyn state that hip hop artists Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion got into a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local McDonalds. Dozens of eye witnesses stated that the two were sitting at a b…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He’s Going To Run For Governor of New York
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The word out of Mar-a-Lago is that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has decided to throw his red MAGA hat in the ring and run for governor of New York against the sitting governor, Andrew Cuomo.
Read full storyA Sperm Bank In San Francisco is Desperate For Sperm
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The director of San Francisco’s Cum-As-You-Are Sperm Bank has placed an add on the local PBS channel stating that their facility is running low on sperm. Ozzie F. Fintenguard, has been the director at the jism facil…
Read full storyHousing Crisis in Heaven; Homeless Camps Growing; Pandemic Blamed
Heaven, From Pearly Gate No. 5. Woof Bluster with a SINful report for Spoof Interplanetary News. The situation on Oro Street worsened this week as tents and sleeping bags of the homeless spread over several blocks between the fifth Pearly Gate and St…
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