Prince Harry To Publish Autobiography: The Yes Man I’ve Become
The bidding war has already started for Prince Harry’s first autobiography, The Yes Man I've Become. In his epistle, Harry will describe his childhood, mother’s tragic death, living in a castle as a son without a mother, playing polo without a mot…
Read full storyVP Kamala Harris Reveals Why She Refuses To Visit Alabama
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – VP Kamala Harris was in Brooklyn speaking before The Italian-American Coalition of Pizza Restaurant Owners. She has always loved eating pizza, so when the opportunity to travel to Brooklyn, and get to taste the different…
Read full storyThe Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the assembled press why President Biden has been considering building a wall between the US and Canada. The Farmers Federation of North America pointed out to Vice-P…
Read full storyConspiracy believers celebrate Freedom Day in the UK and ask why they had to wear masks if lions did not have to
As usual, the reckless, pompous, quite ridiculous Brit PM (we all know his name) has gone and plonked the UK into a dilemma of not knowing what the fuck to do about this damn pandemic. His solution is, "Do what you fucking want and today the 19th…
Read full storyAmericans Fear Hyperinflation: Moving To Venezuela To Become Instant Trillionaires
BILLINGSGATE POST: While the movement of illegal aliens invading our Southern border has been the subject dominating our news since President Biden took office, little has been written or said about Americans seeking relief from the hyperinflation t…
Read full storyRussia and China Are Planning on Jointly Invading Japan
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Word has leaked out of the Kremlin that two of the world’s super powers are finalizing plans to invade Japan. A Kremlin insider, who would only give his initials X.V.Z, told BuzzFuzz that Russia and China are in serious ne…
Read full storyMcDonalds To Introduce Ostrich McNuggets
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The biggest fast food restaurant in the entire world has just informed the eating public that they are getting ready to introduce their lates menu item. Mickey D’s spokeswoman Bodega Trixweather, 38, said that after 8 mo…
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