Some of President Trump’s Defenders Say That He is Merely Releasing His Inner Hitler
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – A group of Trump supporters who call themselves The Extreme Extremists For DJT held a rally for their hero-in-chief at a Nissan car lot in Annapolis. Oliver Tushenbeeker director of EEFDJT told the assembled members that Dona…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Says She Wants To Have Ben Affleck’s Baby
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A friend who is very close to Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that J.Lo has fallen head-over-heels in love with Ben Affleck (again). The 51-year-old ‘Jenny from the block’ says that Ben h…
Read full storyPresident Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Increasing Donald Trump’s Taxes To 90%
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that many political pundits are calling ‘so how do you like them apples bitch,' the president has just shown DJT that not only did he lose the election, he is also going to lose lots of his ill-earned mone…
Read full storyEngland celebrates Infection Day
It’s Infection Day in England on the 19th of July, where anyone who hasn’t had COVID yet is invited to go outside and get it. It is part of the government’s new pandemic strategy to “Get COVID Done”. Many other countries, with levels of vaccinati…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Planning On Invading Cuba
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was asked by a reporter with BuzzFuzz about the scuttlebutt that the US is planning on invading Cuba. She smiled and asked Miss (Taffeta) Kixx if she had read that in the Nat…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Wants To Move To California Real Bad
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Several news agencies are reporting that D.J. Trump’s favorite child has decided that she wants to move to California. Ivanka Trump, 39, confided to her half-sister Tiffany Maples-Trump that she is sick and tired of her…
Read full storyA Pet Shop In Sheboygan Is Selling Covid-Sniffing Hummingbirds
SHEBOYBAN, Wisconsin – The Hey We Got All Kinds of Pets Pet Shop, keeps selling out of their unique, one-of-a-kind Covid-sniffing Hummingbirds. Store owner Lenny Soapstone, told Fuchsia Garfunkel with Ipso Facto News that his cousin Herbert, who h…
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