Blame Democrats For Riots Not Trump
The Trump defense is basically: Blame the riots on the Democrats but finish with the theory of free speech. Accusatory and hopeful, but no cigar. It’s like the little kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. “You filled the cookie j…
Read full storyMan's week peaks with his ironing
Monday will not get any better for Gary Johnson, as he has finished the week's ironing. The sturdy husband of Lorraine and father of Thomas, said: 'I thought I would have learnt my lesson by now, but if I do the ironing on a Monday, then I have no…
Read full storyGermany passes legislation making farting in public legal!
(NOT EDITED) Amid protests from conspiracy theorists, 'Querdenkers' (not Queer), lockdown opponents, and other mad-hatters in German society, Angie Merkel's government have decided to offer an olive-branch to such radical groups. Hopefully, by mak…
Read full storyHow to Cope With America's Coming Drought
Conservation Nuts, Inc., Waterloo, Iowa. Special to The Spoof. In the midst of massive storms throughout much of the country, talking about drought may be a bit out of place. But snowstorms to the contrary, climate warming presents a potential w…
Read full storyTampa Bay Police Make 900 Arrests at The Super Bowl
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Boom Boom News reported that Tampa Bay police officers arrested 900 Super Bowl fans, who ended up missing the big game between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs, due to plain and simple unadulterated st…
Read full story'Parisienne Walkways' Heard At Local Wedding
In an incident that will surprise many readers, a man who was eating his breakfast has reported how he became aware of a song blaring out of loudspeakers at a local wedding that, although it was considered a classic in its day, drips with such sadnes…
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