Man's week peaks with his ironing

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 8 February 2021

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Monday will not get any better for Gary Johnson, as he has finished the week's ironing.

The sturdy husband of Lorraine and father of Thomas, said: 'I thought I would have learnt my lesson by now, but if I do the ironing on a Monday, then I have nothing else to do for the rest of the week.'

Lorraine piped up: 'I am always telling Gary that he could leave it until Tuesday or Wednesday, just so his week had a bit more in it, but he doesn't listen.'

Son Thomas contributed saying: 'It has always been a problem. Dad has always done the ironing on a Monday, even before lockdown started, and then he moaned that he had nothing else to do. I mean, we could try telling him to get a hobby, but really, ironing already seems to be his hobby.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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