Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas, who was recently named “The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time” by the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, has just had the unmitigated gall to use nearly half a million dollars of state taxpayers money to…
Read full storyChic-fil-A Says That Due To The Employee Shortage They May Be Forced To Hire Inmates Who Are On Parole
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that one of the biggest fast food corporations is having trouble hiring (and keeping) employees. Agatha Agave, a spokeswoman for the fast food giant, told Sonora Cahoots, with BuzzFuzz that young people j…
Read full storyGolden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, two of the most famous NBA courtside fans have just filed for the “Big D.” Dell and Sonya Curry, told BPT's Carolina Chipotle, that after 33 years of marriage, the rigors of attending s…
Read full storyPython called 'Monty' goes shopping in Adelaide supermarket!
A python called 'Monty' residing in a tenth floor, 45sq meter flat in downtown Adelaide decided to slip out of its aquarium and go on a shopping spree! The owner, high on a joint, discovered his beloved snake had escaped after going to the bathroo…
Read full storyThe Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…
Read full storyAfghanistan’s New Taliban Government is Planning on Renaming Kabul Airport
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Taliban leader General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim has just announced that he has decided to rename Kabul Airport. The general informed new reporters, including America’s the Vox Populi News Agency, that he, and he a…
Read full storyPussy Riot Wants The Fu*king Impostor Pussy Riot To Stop Using Their Band Name
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) – Russia’s heavy metal all-girl trio has just been voted the Best All-Girl Band in Portugal. The band’s lead guitar player and lead singer, Muffin told Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo that they are very upset t…
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