Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection
Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau (who also goes by the name 'Justine' on Saturday nights), has done what most logical, intelligent, and compassionate world leaders would do, and has called for a Federal election during a global pandemic. Af…
Read full storyThe Taliban Has Confiscated 3,000 Camels and They Have Put Them All on Craig’s List
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Business Satire) – Reports out of the Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan republic say that Taliban General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim has ordered that all Afghani camels be rounded up. His troops, which he has christened the Nim-Nimers…
Read full storyA Hooters Girl With a Huge Mouth Is Noted For Giving The Best You-Know-Whats In Chattanooga
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – An employee of the national Hooters chain is noted for two things being able to speak six languages fluently, and for having the biggest, most amazing mouth on both sides of the Mississippi River. Daniella…
Read full storyFort Knox Reports That 89 Ten-Ounce Gold Bars Are Missing
KNOXVILLE, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Knoxville’s PBS affiliate is reporting that the vice-assistant director of Fort Knox has revealed that there are 89 ten-ounce gold bars missing from the high-security building. When asked what the total value…
Read full storyHistorical Inspectors Say The Alamo Is Infested With Mold
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Famed Texas historian Bobby “Buck” Buckaroo, has just stated that the 187-year-old historical mission/fort was recently inspected by members of the U.S. Inspecting Association. The inspectors, led by Howie P. Petstee…
Read full storyDonald Trump Takes a Horrible Fall at a Golf Course and Badly Injures His Tongue
KISSIMMEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Miami Globe-Gazette is reporting that Donald Trump was on the 13th hole at The General Robert E. Lee Golf Course in Kissimmee, Florida, when he, for no apparent reason, stumbled and landed on his face. Memb…
Read full storyUndercover Agents Raid The Redneck Riviera and End Up Frisking Over 200 Women
GULF SHORES, Alabama – (Satire News) – Federal agents who were tipped off by informants, raided several local bars on the Redneck Riviera, and confiscated a total of 37 AR-15 semi-automatic weapons, 16 shotguns, 13 Glock 9’s, 2 grenade launchers, and…
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