Phiderna Pharmaceutical Has Just Developed a Fantastic Pill For Women That Will Grow Ovaries
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s leading pharmaceutical companies has just informed the pubic that their scientists have developed an amazing pill. The pill, which was developed by Phiderna Pharmaceuticals, is sold under the bran…
Read full storyThe Taliban Has Just Announced That Women In Afghanistan Have Just Lost The Right To Vote
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – Now that the Taliban terrorist have taken over the country, their first mandate is that women will no longer be allowed to vote. Taliban spokesperson Sabeen Siri Yasim, remarked that another change will be tha…
Read full storyMexico is Now Requiring That All Bullfight Bulls Must Be Vaccinated Against The Delta Dawn Virus
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency, has just informed the bullfighting public, that effective immediately, all bulls participating in bullfights will be required to be vaccinated against the Delta Dawn Virus. A sp…
Read full storyBob Dylan Says He's Innocent of All Charges
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The legendary 60's folk singer Bob Dylan spoke with Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk regarding some out-of-the-blue charges. He made it very clear that the charges that he stole the song “Like A Rolling Stone”…
Read full storyManchester United Fined For Using Illegal Steroid Air in Their Soccer Balls
MANCHESTER, England – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has uncovered a scandal that involves one of the best sports teams in the world of soccer, or football as they call it in the United Kingdom. TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck, said…
Read full storyJimmy Carter And Joe Biden Battle For WOAT (Worst Of All Time) President
BILLINGSGATE POST: Just when Jimmy Carter believed he was a mortal lock for the coveted WOAT (Worst Of All Time) American President, Joe Biden raised the stakes by enabling the Afghan airport evacuation debacle in Kabul this week. Jimmy Carter is…
Read full storyA White House Source Says Trump Will Be Arrested Very Soon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source within the White House, who knows the New York attorney general, says that the word on the streets of Manhattan, is that the worst president in the history of presidents – Donald John Trump,…
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