Last Seen, Prince Harry Juggling Balls
Yes, it has come to that: The very ridiculous. Prince Harry is seen through a window outdoors juggling his balls while his wife sits at a table, used as a desk, directing a not at all funny and bizarre video. If that video doesn’t point out the su…
Read full storyPrince Andrew’s dog gets restraining order against him
The Duke of York is in court again, this time to respond to a restraining order obtained by his dog against him. The bounder son of the Queen arrived at Balmoral Castle today in a separate car from Scottie, his one-time pet dog. Sarah Ferguson, hi…
Read full storyThe US Warns Canada To Control Their Wandering Moose or Else
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The US Department of Animal Husbandry has issued a stern warning to our neighbor to the north regarding their wandering moose. Stating that the Canadian moose cross over into the US and they then proceed to eat t…
Read full storyInternet Biscuit Scam Shock
Outraged Welsh biscuit lover Dai Jestif claims big business is stealing millions through internet biscuit scams. “It was only when the computer started malfunctioning that it occurred to me. You see, every time you go to a site it asks you to acc…
Read full storyThe Winner of The 53rd Annual Indianapolis Taco Bell Balloon Race Has Been Disqualified
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has just announced that the winner of this year’s Indianapolis Taco Bell Balloon Race has been disqualified on grounds of cheating. SBG’s Zorro La Bamba reports that Thracker Magillafit, 62,…
Read full storyA Florida Octogenarian Couple Discover a Volcano
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that a huge volcano has just been discovered east of Pensacola. The volcano has been given the name Mt. St. Citrus. Reports coming out of the Plywood State point out that the Florida Hous…
Read full storyA Connecticut Woman Gets Arrested For Possession of Hundreds of Counterfeit Dick Enlarging Pills
BANGOR, Maine – (Satire News) – Bangor’s Channel 91, Eye Spectator News TV, reports that a Connecticut woman named Loreen Yumbrella, 39, who lists her profession as an unemployed prostitute, has been arrested by officers with the Bangor Police Depart…
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