Malibu U Opens: 540 Athletes, 0 students!
Santa Monica, California. Woof Blister reporting for SOS [Spoof On Sports] When the newest campus in the burgeoning California State University system, Malibu State, opened last week with the beginning of the winter term, the school's president wel...
Read full storyPregnant Pause Gives Birth to Kitten
Following an extended period of uncomfortable silence, a pregnant pause gave birth to a kitten. "It was really something to see," sad onlooker Susan Harris. "First one pause, then four paws. So cute!" Harris noted that she had been tempted to b...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan
Sources in the United States and Britain reveal that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth is poised to be appointed as honorary figurehead of the Ku Klux Klan. An interviewer in London spoke with the Queen as she was preparing to fly to New Orleans to meet...
Read full storyHow To Survive A Mid-Life Crisis
If you are in your upper 30s or perhaps even your early- to mid-40s, then you have probably already realized that your life is a complete failure, and that nothing is ever going to get better. You feel tired and worn out all the time, your job sucks...
Read full storyLiverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack
It's one of the biggest rivalries in football, and when Liverpool take on Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday, the hosts will be putting in an extra special effort to put United to the sword, by trouncing them and getting their Norwegian boss, Ole...
Read full storyMike And The Mechanics Are Not Really Mechanics
A investigation by undercover reporters from satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has revealed that not one single member - past or present - of the British rock group, Mike and the Mechanics, is a mechanic. Nor has any of them EVER been a mechan...
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