Donald Trump reacts to new evidence against him from Giuliano’s associate with SPECTACULAR new defence
US President Donald Trump, who is facing an impeachment trial in the Senate over allegations that he improperly pushed Ukraine to investigate respected Senator Joe Biden, is facing a new hurdle, namely an associate of his own lawyer Rudy Giuliani, ha...
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Being enraged over global warming, deforestation, over-fishing, over-hunting and Comcast’s lousy customer service, the earth has decided to go on an eating spree to deal with its stress. The earth has always been fat - there is no denying that -...
Read full storyNashville Man Successfully Incorporates "Vis-à-vis" into Regular Conversation
In an effort to enhance his professional polish and, in his own words, not come across as such a dumbass, Cameron Wells of Nashville, Tennessee, began incorporating the term "vis-à-vis" into his regular conversation, to outstanding effect. "Sure,...
Read full storyIntelligence quotient level at London Brexit celebration expected to mirror 1960s chimp's tea party
A recent survey carried out by Swansea University has found that the average level of intelligence per attendee at the forthcoming Brexit celebratory gathering in Parliament Square on January 31st will be roughly on a par with that of one of the chim...
Read full storyThick Bloke On Facebook Gets Meghan Markle Confused With Angela Merkel
A man, who may very well have had a low-standard education, became confused whilst using the Facebook social media platform this week, and inadvertently mixed-up the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, with the German chancellor, Angela Merkel. Oh d...
Read full storyLeaked Pentagon report shows senior US Government staff don't know the difference between Iran and Iraq
A shocking report leaked today details the confusion at the Pentagon over who they're fighting with. As tensions between the US and Iran continue to rise, it has been uncovered that most of the senior military and government staff either aren't sure...
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