A shocking report leaked today details the confusion at the Pentagon over who they're fighting with. As tensions between the US and Iran continue to rise, it has been uncovered that most of the senior military and government staff either aren't sure what country they're fighting with, or worse, didn't realize that Iran and Iraq were two different countries. One unnamed general was quoted as saying: " Hell, I thought it was the same place, and Iran was the English version of Iraq."
Former President George W. Bush has even chimed in saying he was confused about it as well, and that it was actually Iran that had the WMD's that he spent years in Iraq looking for.
As tensions rise, the Government has come to realize that it's fairly important they know which is which, and the leaked report says they have hired a sixth grade geography teacher to be an advisor on any potential upcoming military action.
More to come as details emerge.