'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen
The Queen has reportedly decided to impeach Prince Harry for being a bad son and a terrible Prince. The decision was reportedly taken by Her Majesty, backed by Prince Charles. The Duke of Edinburgh was said to be so angry that he had to be restrai...
Read full storyWoman's Extroversion Given Away By Fact that She Never Stops Talking
At a work meeting during which she scarcely paused for breath between sentences, Erin Barnett mentioned that she tends to be extroverted – a quality that some of her colleagues had already gleaned from the fact that she never stops talking. “Yeah,...
Read full storyBolton: Spoof Was Right! Quid Pro Quo Was Just a Drug Deal
Washington, D.C. John Bolton, former national security adviser to President Donald Trump, today acknowledged that The Spoof had it right when, several weeks ago, it reported that the president had offered to sell to his Ukrainian counterpart, Preside...
Read full storyRicky Gervais To Host Next Month's Oscars
British stand-up comedian and failed pop star, Ricky Gervais, has, in principle, agreed to host the Oscars award ceremony set for 9 February. Gervais, who has hosted the Golden Globes event five times, had thought he'd done enough at that award ce...
Read full storyDeath Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It
A cat which bit a woman's leg for no reason whatsoever other than it is a very bad cat, has been accused, investigated, convicted and sentenced to death, and has subsequently been put on Death Row. The cat, which is a ginger color, bit my wife the...
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