Man Has Got A Great Big Boil On His Arse
News just reaching us in the last few minutes is that a dirty, great big boil has been discovered on a man's arse, and may need lancing by a qualified medical professional. The boil sprang up on the arse of Moys Kenwood, 57, on Sunday morning, and…
Read full storyRepublican Kelly Loeffler Got Her Robot Ass Kicked By Democrat Raphael Warnock
ATLANTA – (Satire News) - Every national news media organization is saying that Kelly Loeffler looked like a cross between a zombie, Ann Coulter, and a Stepford Wife. Many who watched the Georgia Television Debate between “Hairzilla” Loeffler and…
Read full storyIs Donald Trump Relevant?
With all the constant noise, contradictions, lies, exaggerations, and buffoonery coming out of Donald Trump, many, many, and still many, many more are asking: Is anyone really listening to Donald Trump? Is Trump relevant? Short reply: No. L…
Read full storyMan with Nigerian Prince as a penpal doing all of the work
Man about town Sidney Bridgwater has been chatting to a Nigerian Prince by email, but realises that, after 7 years of doing so, he has been the only one doing any work. 'It started so well,' said a morose Sidney. 'He emailed me out of the blue, an…
Read full storyWhen can we go home? ask Christmas tree decorations
Christmas Tree bauble Larry McWhirter has been asking his friends if they can go home yet. Lockdown has meant that many families have brought their trees down from the loft, and have festooned their houses with all types of festive tat, meaning th…
Read full storyExperience: I was sexually assaulted by Margaret Thatcher
It was the heady days of the early 1980s when Thatcherism was in its heyday and the Iron Lady was riding the crest of a wave having won the Falklands War and her second election. I was a new boy, a spad, that’s a special adviser, seconded from Co…
Read full storyWhy Talk To The Monkey (Sleepy Joe) When You can Talk To The Organ Grinder (George Soros)?
BILLINGSGATE POST: If there were any doubt about who is the monkey and who is the organ grinder running the Democrat Party, this doubt was cast aside with the news that the president of George Soros’ Open Society Foundations, Patrick Gaspard, will r…
Read full storyPint of best Bitter and a bag of Cheese & Onion crisps will stop environmental destruction!
(NOT EDITED) Cows, sheep, oxen, and other herds of animals have been blamed for farting too much! Mega-tons of methane gas are released into the atmosphere causing the planet to warm up, not polluted factories, airplanes, cars, trucks, and other huma…
Read full storyNew York Jets Football Jerseys Fall From $99 Down To $2
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Jets coach Adam Gase was asked if he is ready for the season to be over. He looked at Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, and replied that he was ready for the season to be over six weeks ago.
Read full storyPussy Riot Files a Lawsuit Against President Trump
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Boom Boom News, the Russian all-girl rock band, Pussy Riot, has filed a $17 million lawsuit against President Trump. The attorney for the band, Babette Nimbus, informed Boom Boom, that Pussy Riot has to…
Read full storyThe Netherlands Vows To Crack Down on Illegal Aliens
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – (Satire News) – Prime Minister Mark Rutte wants the people of the Netherlands to know that he hears them, and that he will be cracking down on the tremendous amount of illegal aliens entering the Netherlands. The prime min…
Read full storyKylie Jenner To Market Nude Bras
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The five Kardashian sisters have been called the richest sisters in America. They have also been called the biggest big-assed sisters in America, as well. The girls have starred in three different reality shows, “Keepin…
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