Man Couldn't Hear What Son Was Saying Because His Mouth Was Full
There was confusion aplenty in one household at breakfast time this morning, as a man who was speaking to his young son couldn't understand what he was saying because his mouth was full of Coco Pops. That is, 'the man couldn't understand what his…
Read full storyMental Case Dyes His Beard Orange
There was real drama in Karachi yesterday when a local man who is known to be a bit of a headcase, appeared in public having dyed his beard orange. Indeed, anyone casting a mere cursory glance at the man might not even have thought it was a beard…
Read full storyTrump Responsible for Titanic Disaster
As this program has proven time and time again, Trump is responsible for unprecedented levels of death and destruction. For example, by allowing people to think for themselves, make their own decisions, and self-evaluate the risks of going out in pub…
Read full storyTrump suffers from severe hearing loss, keeps saying, ‘pardon me’.
Sean P. Conley, the White House physician, has confirmed that there are definite signs that President Trump, like Caesar, has turned a deaf ear to the no-concession advice from his inner circle and loquacious sons. Even the syrupy praise of Hanni…
Read full storyWikileaks Founder Julian Assange Begs Trump to Pardon Him
LIVERPOOL, England – The founder of Wikileaks and Pipileaks, Julian Assange, texted President Trump and begged him to please give him a Presidential Pardon so he can get out of prison before he hurts himself with a bar of soap. Assange has used up…
Read full storyPresident Trump Puts His 2 Cents In Regarding Vanderbilt Kicker Sarah Fuller
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – The President spoke with his favorite television host, Maria Bartiromo, with Fox News, and told her that, as far as he is concerned, she is the prettiest and sexiest woman on television. He pointed out that he…
Read full storyAnn Coulter Denies She Had Trump’s Baby
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Republican pundit and woman who looks like she’s on stilts, Ann Coulter, appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show. Ann, who some have referred to as a human tongue depressor with hair, said she’s glad Donald Trump lost.
Read full storyMegan Thee Stallion To Have Her Humongous Tits Reduced
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – It’s no secret in the entertainment world that rapper Megan Thee Stallion’s breasts are the biggest ones to come down the entertainment pike in a long time. Bravo Network's Andy Cohen has called the singer with the two…
Read full storyBiden Appoints Carlos Danger As Secretary of Offense
BILLINGSGATE POST: Bending over backwards is now second nature to Sleepy Joe Biden. After hibernating in his basement on his Deluxe Naugahyde BarcaLounger for the last year, he now walks bent over with a permanent reverse BarcaLounger list. But…
Read full storyMelania Offers Bidens Personal Tour of White House “Especially if Hunter Will Be There”
Washington - Melania Trump has reached out to future First Lady Jill Biden to offer a personally conducted tour of the White House living quarters for the Biden family. “I especially would like to extend my welcome to all of the extended Biden fam…
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