Will Mike Pence Dump Donald Trump?
This is a question many have been asking, away, of course, from Trump’s earshot: Will Vice President Mike Pence dump Donald Trump? Trump is getting a little too iffy, insisting 2020 was a rigged election, making inflammatory statements pitting re…
Read full storyMexico Asks US To Increase Height Of Border Wall
With the Coronavirus now spreading through all US states like wildfire, the number of positive cases having risen above 14 million, and deaths currently heading for 300,000, the Mexican government has asked Donald Trump if he wouldn't mind finishing…
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire Chosen To Be First Recipient Of Coronavirus Vaccine
In a move that is sure to surprise many once they've been made aware of it, the Manchester United defender and captain, Harry Maguire, has been selected by the British government to be the very first recipient in the country - and, therefore, on Eart…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Says Her Ass Belongs In Politics
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors News has just informed the public that Trump’s number one adviser, daughter, and woman who is getting a big pay check from American taxpayers for virtually not doing a damn thing, wants to enter politics. Vo…
Read full storyGerman phonetic alphabet is Jurassic claim German linguistic professors and have asked Jaggedone to update it for them!
(NOT EDITED) The one and only, infamous, linguistic, illiterate idiot in his own language, Jaggedone, has been commissioned by renowned professors from the Goethe Institute in Munich to modernize their Jurassic, Nazi-influenced, phonetic alphabet.
Read full storyTrump to Take Starring Role in New Marvel Movie ‘The Incredible Sulk’
Those that lie awake at night worrying about what will happen to Donald Trump when he is dragged kicking and screaming from The White House in January can at last get some shut eye. A spokesperson for Walt Disney Studios, Mr Michael Mouse, announc…
Read full storySan Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich To Run For Governor of Texas
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) - One of the most successful coaches in the history of professional sports, Gregg Popovich, says that he hates the current Texas governor so much, that he hopes he gets bit in the tongue by a Texas armadillo. Coach Po…
Read full storyLame Duck Trump Is Illegally Selling Coronavirus Vaccines
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has just discovered yet one more business scam that Trump is involved in. Recordings made at Trump’s International Hotel, allegedly show him working out a business deal with a vaccine dealer from Detroit,…
Read full storyPresident Trump Is Now Blaming Space Aliens For His Loss
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that President Trump is now saying that the reason for his landslide loss to Joe Biden is due to space aliens. The sad, aging man who is turning into a zombie, before our very eyes, in…
Read full storyCOVID-19 Not All 'Doom And Gloom', Says Man
The Coronavirus, COVID-19, always gets a bad rep, and we hear, on a daily basis, about how terrible it is, and about all the negative aspects connected with it. The huge number of infections, the tragic deaths, how health services have become over…
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