Man At The End Of His Tether
A man who has borne the Coronavirus crisis with what seemed to others as a 'steady resolve' during unprecedented times, has revealed that his cool, calm exterior is disguising a multitude of psychological problems, and that he has had just about as m…
Read full storyIt's Gone With The Wind Time For Trump
Unlike Rhett Butler riding away from Tara in Gone With The Wind, Donald Trump just can’t quit the White House and ride off into that Florida sunset he so richly deserves. Trump lost in a landslide, but the guy insists on staying with squatters' right…
Read full storyArguing couple now engaged
Following a Christmas tradition, everyone now knows at least one couple who spent most of 2020 arguing, and who are, surprisingly, now engaged. Recently engaged chap Leo McWhirter said, 'Stacey and I have been doing nothing but arguing lately, and…
Read full storyOnly 363 Shopping Days Left To Christmas!
It may only recently have been the festive shopping and gift-giving extravaganza that is Christmas Day, but many retail outlets are already busy restocking their shelves and advertising that there's no time to waste, and that there are now only 363 s…
Read full storyFamily Enjoys Spirograph Fun
There was a swirling, swooshing, looping, big, round almost endless session of circular fun in one household on Boxing Day, as a man and his two young children sat for hours and hours and hours making lots of pretty patterns with their new Spirograph…
Read full storyTikTok is America’s Fastest Thoroughbred Race Horse
LAKE LIBIDO, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – The Horse of a Different Color Thoroughbred Racing Conglomerate has just announced that their 2-year-old filly, TikTok, has just been named the fastest horse in the United States. Conglomerate CEO Silus P.
Read full storyDonald J. Trump Settles With Pussy Riot
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – President Trump recently told the three members of the all-girl Russian heavy metal band, Pussy Riot, that there was no way he was going to pay them the $17 million lawsuit that they filed against him for using their s…
Read full storyPresident Trump To Pardon Over 13,000 Guilty-As-Shit Relatives, Staff Members, and Friends
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Supreme Court has just issued a directive, that President Trump needs to immediately stop pardoning any more individuals. The justices voted 9-0 that every one of the 13,000-plus pardons he has issued or gift…
Read full storyTrump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Consolidated News Magazine’s Tansy Fifi Aberdeen, has just written that President Trump has morphed into a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic little man. She added that the fact that, in four years, Trump the Chump spewed…
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