New Gosh Handsome Guy Fired In D.C.
Whew! There’s a new, gosh handsome guy in Washington, D.C. Actually, he’s been there a while, but just recently surfaced. Trump’s cronies were all overweight, pudding bellies who drew immediate suspicion when seen with their way, way younger 2nd or 3…
Read full storyPutin Says Trump Is a #Loser
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Russia’s national news agency Comrade News, has expressed that President Putin is furious with Donald Trump, who he is calling the worst friggin president in the history of presidents. Vladimir Putin is really upset that T…
Read full storyGeoff Texas reveals his favourite Christmas country songs
Country artist Geoff Texas reveals exclusively to TheSpoof his all-time favourite Christmas country songs. The singer said, "We all enjoy carols like Happy Christmas To You, Like A Virgin or It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Jesus." "But Chris…
Read full storyGerman Herr "Locks-Down" his missus and family literally!
(NOT EDITED) A German court in Solingen has found Herr Fritz Fritsche guilty on more counts of locking down his family in two pandemic waves, one from March till June and the other from September till December! Fritz Fritsche, a local Waste Techni…
Read full storyTrump makes his first anti-Presidential move
In breaking news, outgoing US president, Donald J. Trump, has hijacked the official presidential airliner, Air Force One, and has flown himself to an abandoned runway north of Seattle, Washington state. With the presidential election well and trul…
Read full storyThe 19th Season Finale Winner of “The Voice" Surprised Millions of Viewers
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, said that the finale of this year's “The Voice” was the best ever, and it surprised millions of the show's fans. The night’s first performer was 15-year-old Carter Rubin,…
Read full storyThe View Is Replacing Meghan McCain with Meghan Markle
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has just announced that ABC has signed Meghan Markle to replace Meghan McCain. Carolina Chipotle with BPT spoke with an executive producer of the daytime talk show, who said that, now that the pr…
Read full storyThe Rats Are Abandoning The USS Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The USS Trump didn’t hit an iceberg, but the rats are jumping ship by the dozens. Trump boasts that he fired Barr’s back-stabbing butt, but, truth be told, Barr told Trump to stick his lying ways up his ass, and…
Read full storyScience Over Clorox
Where the United States goes, the world follows. Three cheers for the world, because the world chose science over Clorox. Not that Clorox doesn’t have some value. Of course, it’s a great disinfectant, cleans out lots of stuff, but to drink it to kill…
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