Country artist Geoff Texas reveals exclusively to TheSpoof his all-time favourite Christmas country songs.
The singer said, "We all enjoy carols like Happy Christmas To You, Like A Virgin or It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Jesus."
"But Christmas country songs are so much deeper, and more realistic. If you've ever had to build a snowman out of mud, you'll know what I mean."
"These are songs that make you cry and feel pain. Especially if I'm singing them."
Here is the list:
Christmas Divorce
I Can't Get Enough Socks
Roadkill For Christmas Dinner Again
Jesus Was Poorer Than You And He Didn't Swear Like That
You're Too Fat To Dress Up As Santa
(Get Me Some) Gold, Frankincense And Fur
Reindeer Roasting On An Open Spit
I Can't Afford No Partridge In A Pear Tree But Twelve Of My Cousins Are Gonna Drum For You
Trailer Park Santa
Stay Away From Uncle Wally And His Mistletoe Hat
Your Name's What? I'm Guessing You Don't Celebrate Christ's Birthday
We Burnt Santa's Sleigh To Keep Warm
For Christmas Dinner I Wanted Burger King But My Wife Wanted KFC