72 Virgins Bail On al-Baghdadi: Don’t Do Pencil Necks Or Headless Stiffs
BILLINGSGATE POST: Apparently, no one wants to service a wimp. United 72 Virgins For Martyrs Union, issued the following statement upon hearing that ISIS leader al-Baghdadi died like a dog this weekend: Bylaw No 46.1: We don’t do whimpering mar...
Read full storyIntroducing The Pumpkin Patch!
For years, Halloween marketing has catered to kids, young people, parents, that pervy guy at the end of the cul-de-sac who is always oh-so-eager to greet the trick-or-treaters, and tightly wound protestors looking to suck the fun out of any-and-every...
Read full storyConcert to be held inside Elton John
For years it has been one of the most exclusive and sought-after private venues in the world. Next month, Sir Elton John will be opening up his rectum for a New Years Eve concert to remember, featuring the Birmingham Philharmonic Orchestra. Conduc...
Read full storyPush Comes to Shove in Confidence and Makes a Request
Not wanting to draw attention to a potentially awkward situation, Push came to Shove in confidence and requested a favor. "I know you need your space, but if you don't mind easing up a little with regard to tiny pink items in the neck area, it wou...
Read full storyYin and Yang Seek Divorce, Citing Irreconcilable Differences
Yin and Yang, one of the world's most beloved and recognizable couples, have filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split. "It happens," said the dark-haired Ms. Yin. "After thousands of years, couples just gr...
Read full storyLewis Hamilton Wins Mexico Grand Prix Wearing A Sombrero
Formula One motor racing fans probably thought they had seen everything the sport had to throw at them over the years, but British driver, Lewis Hamilton, had a surprise for fans at the Mexican Grand Prix yesterday, as he rode - and won - the race we...
Read full storyDumb Donald of Fat Albert sexually abused by Bill Cosby
Dumb Donald, of Fat Albert fame, has claimed he was sexually assaulted by Bill Cosby In an exclusive interview with The Spoof, we sat down with Fat Albert star, Dumb Donald, where he disclosed some very shocking news. The interview was initially...
Read full storyBill and Monica back together
Former US president, Bill Clinton, and his former White House intern-turned-lover, Monica Lewinsky, are reuniting to record a song for a condom manufacturer's commercial. The duo will also appear in the filmed advertisement performing together. "I...
Read full storyCarter attacked by indians
The former US president, Jimmy Carter, has been released from hospital after hurting himself in a fall, presumably. Much of the world's press carried this story. However, the real truth can now be disclosed. Ex-president Carter was injured when a...
Read full storyManchester United Penalty Woes Continue
Manchester United picked up three easy points in their 3-1 victory against Norwich City yesterday, but their on-field problems continue, as they managed to miss TWO more penalties, bringing their total number of spot-kick failures this season to four...
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