Swalwell's Denials Fail the Smell Test
California Congressman Eric Swalwell, who rose to prominence during the Mueller investigation into the alleged collusion of the 2016 Trump campaign with Russia, principally by taking up residence on CNN where he earnestly assured everyone that he had...
Read full storyDesperate FDA Classifies Going Outside as Exercise
Desperate to combat rising rates of chronic disease in an increasingly sedentary indoor culture, the Food and Drug Administration has officially classified 'going outside and remaining there for at least 30 seconds' as exercise. "It's something th...
Read full storyNational Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day Is Here
WILMINGTON, De.—What better way to observe National Bogus Handicapped Parking Sticker Day than by having lunch at a Tony restaurant with a confirmed handicapped-parking-sticker cheat? We'll call him Ralph. He is one of a notorious breed of white-col...
Read full storyLocal woman's glee at best friend's dress choice error knows no bounds
A 23-year-old woman was unable to contain her glee last night after her best friend arrived at a party in a particularly unflattering dress that made her look like 'a sack tied up in the middle', according to the woman's description of her friend sin...
Read full storyMauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City
Earlier reports that former Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino was seen getting off a train at Piccadilly Station in Manchester, and heading for Old Trafford in connection with the Manchester United manager's job, may have been premature,...
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