Local woman's glee at best friend's dress choice error knows no bounds

Written by Clive Danton

Monday, 25 November 2019

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Don't even go there, love. A woman pictured making a serious fashion faux pas last week

A 23-year-old woman was unable to contain her glee last night after her best friend arrived at a party in a particularly unflattering dress that made her look like 'a sack tied up in the middle', according to the woman's description of her friend since childhood.

Tracy Dell, a hairstylist from Dock Street in Whitechapel, East London, took a number of photographs of her friend, Melissa Carter, wearing the dress, and then opened several fake social media accounts, posting the photos on all of them accompanied by cruel jibes and damning criticism of the woman's dress sense and figure.

A mutual friend of the two women told a local newspaper: "Tracy really went to town on her. It was pretty heartless and unnecessary, even though Melissa did look like shit on a stick in that dress. Some girls could get away with wearing that sort of thing I suppose, but not with an arse the size of hers."

It is estimated, that during the Xmas party season, over 5 million British women will have the piss ripped out of them due to their choice of evening wear by other females that they had assumed were their 'besties'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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