Five Celebrity Marijuana Brands We'd Like to See
Celebrities are such douche bags. There isn't a fad, folly, or exercise in futility whose bandwagon doesn't come rolling down Rodeo Drive but that celebrities don't go running after it in the agitated pursuit of significance. Or money. Or notoriety.
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While aware that his daily inquiry as to his co-worker's morning commute is likely taken as no more than superficial small talk, Mike Greenwood of New York City truly does care about the transportation experience of his colleague Angela Schafer, who...
Read full storyMan Oozes Confidence After Putting Cardboard Box On Head
A man who, for as long as he can remember, has been shy when in the company of people he doesn't know, has suddenly unearthed a rich seam of confidence, by walking around with a cardboard box on his head. The man, Eric Stibbles, from Maidstone in...
Read full storyMission accomplished: Doping completely eradicated - IAAF and IOC "thrilled to bits"
"Wonderful news, don't you think?" said a beaming Sebastian Coe, head of the IAAF, at a press conference in London yesterday. Sitting alongside Thomas Bach, President of the International Olympic Committee, Coe could hardly conceal his joy. "We've tr...
Read full story1861: Democrat-controlled House Impeaches Abraham Lincoln
Capitol Hill, Washington D. C. March 4, 1861. Woof Blister reporting for SIN, The Spoof International News. Despite rumors that South Carolina would secede following election of Abraham Lincoln as the first Republican president of the United States,...
Read full storyTwo Percent Milk Slips to One Percent in Latest New Hampshire Poll
While Two percent milk has long been among the leaders in the Granite State when it comes to popularity among registered voters, a new poll by CNN News has shown a remarkably sudden and dramatic slippage, bringing the staple beverage into a dead heat...
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