Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit
The UK's general election got up to full speed this week, as the media pressed the accelerator of information and the political parties took the steering wheel of policy. The Conservatives revealed their new weapon - a big red bus with not just on...
Read full storyWoman Becomes Personal Trainer Even Though She Has No Hands
A woman has astonished her tutors after enrolling on a course to become a Personal Trainer and passing it with flying colors just six months later - all without the benefit of hands! The woman, about whom very little is known, appears in an online...
Read full storySleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes
Long on stress and short on Zs, many sleep-deprived Americans are pushing to expand the standard snooze button window on alarm clocks from nine minutes to 12 minutes, to allow for a full one-third boost in rest time. "I don't think it's asking too...
Read full storyNo more flooding after Brexit
Tories are queuing up to support their leader, Boris Johnson, after his claim that flooding currently hitting the north of England is a direct result of EU membership. "It's simple," explained Johnson. "After 31 January, winds will be redirected a...
Read full storyWest Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes
Remembrance Day is the day when those who perished in battle are honoured with a celebration of their bravery, and recognition of the price they paid for our freedom. We should observe it, each in our own way, but, ideally, not in the way some sectio...
Read full storyTraffic Was Intolerable, So Motorists Didn't Tolerate It
We've all been there, finishing a hard day's graft, looking forward to something to eat and a quiet night in front of the TV with the wife and kids, you leave work, it's pouring with rain, and you get stuck in a humungous, great traffic jam! Rush...
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