Los Tres Cojones Trio at The White House confesses anomaly; US doctors indicate requests for implants now viral
What has long been the mystery of a male’s having three testicles, instead of two, has suddenly reached new stages of revelation. At this time sweeping Twitter, a startling development has occurred in the Trump administration, hitherto tightly gua...
Read full storyThe Secrets of Companies that are Great at Firing
Ineffectual companies always hire large numbers of incompetent employees. One of the oldest corporate lies is that people are the most important of assets. If that were true, companies wouldn't have to assess why their hiring practices fail at rec...
Read full storyMelania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign
WASHINGTON- We know how hard Melania Trump has worked at spreading the message of her "Be Best" campaign. She has been relying on her public image to promote the child-focused platform committed to well-being and kindness. Unfortunately, Melania...
Read full storyFollowing Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List
Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...
Read full storyRoyal baby may be called East, West, North, South or even Countyov Sussex
The royal couple Meghan and Harry reveal to Prince Charles that that they had all the public fooled! At an afternoon tea with their father, they admitted that it was a right Royal blast having the press hotly debating whether "the new baby was bo...
Read full storyNuclear submarine surfaces to clear plastic waste from periscope
Secrecy surrounding the location of the UK’s nuclear deterrent was severely compromised on Monday afternoon when HMS Victorious unexpectedly surfaced a mile off Clacton-on-Sea. Crew members were seen by holidaymakers clambering along the hull of t...
Read full storyNoel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final
Two Titans of the music world, Sir Elton Hercules John and Mr. Noel Gallagher, have agreed to come together to record a live album in front of the 100,000 crowd at Wembley Stadium, before this season's FA Cup final between their respective favourite...
Read full storyZany Slummer: Boycott Windy's: “They're a bunch of cocks!”
Zany Slummer, a comedienne and wannabe actress, who identifies as a bird, took to Twit yesterday to tweet her call for a boycott of Windy's. She sought to initiate the boycott because she is expecting to deliver a boy named Cott and because she thoug...
Read full storyDelia Smith Is Going To Bake A Special Cake To Celebrate Norwich City Being Promoted
TV celebrity cook, Delia Smith, is to bake a special celebration cake for the players and staff of Norwich City after the Championship team secured promotion to the Premier League. Norwich is in Norfolk. Smith, 77, who has been a supporter of t...
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