Zany Slummer, a comedienne and wannabe actress, who identifies as a bird, took to Twit yesterday to tweet her call for a boycott of Windy's. She sought to initiate the boycott because she is expecting to deliver a boy named Cott and because she thought it would be “funny” to do so. (“Hello!” she reminded those who frequent comedy clubs, “I'm a comedienne. Duh!”)
Zany said she also called for the boycott because Windy's spicy nuggets are “hotter than I am.” She laughed at what she later claimed was “an attempt at humor”, although no one else seemed to think her comment was funny.
A Windy's spokesperson dressed as a chicken said, “We think Zany's attempt to be funny laid an egg.”
Asked his opinion of the comedienne's call to boycott the restaurant chain, a customer said, “She's a dumb cluck.”
"Does he enjoy chicks?" the customer was asked.
“Personally, I'm both a leg man, and a breast man,” he answered.
“Our customers are a whole lot funnier than Zany,” the Windy's spokesperson said.
