Zany Slummer: Boycott Windy's: “They're a bunch of cocks!”

Written by Gee Pee

Wednesday, 8 May 2019

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Chicken: The other white meat

Zany Slummer, a comedienne and wannabe actress, who identifies as a bird, took to Twit yesterday to tweet her call for a boycott of Windy's. She sought to initiate the boycott because she is expecting to deliver a boy named Cott and because she thought it would be “funny” to do so. (“Hello!” she reminded those who frequent comedy clubs, “I'm a comedienne. Duh!”)

Zany said she also called for the boycott because Windy's spicy nuggets are “hotter than I am.” She laughed at what she later claimed was “an attempt at humor”, although no one else seemed to think her comment was funny.

A Windy's spokesperson dressed as a chicken said, “We think Zany's attempt to be funny laid an egg.”

Asked his opinion of the comedienne's call to boycott the restaurant chain, a customer said, “She's a dumb cluck.”

"Does he enjoy chicks?" the customer was asked.

“Personally, I'm both a leg man, and a breast man,” he answered.

“Our customers are a whole lot funnier than Zany,” the Windy's spokesperson said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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