Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler
BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle. For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks...
Read full storyStaff Reductions Neccessary at Right Wing News Sites After AOC Loses Cell Phone and Stops Tweeting
Washington - Right Wing blog sites such as Breitbart, Daily Wire, Newsmax and Infowars, as well as Fox News, were forced into laying off reporters and writers after freshman Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez misplaced her cell phone last week.
Read full storyTory Brexiteers Call for Heseltine to Be Expelled from Party
The ex-deputy prime minister and Conservative peer Lord Heseltine has said he would not back the Tories in this week's European election because of the "Conservative & Unionist" party's pro-Brexit stance. The errant lord has defended his decisio...
Read full storyBrooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect
Garret Hanson of Brooklyn, New York, was highly optimistic that his forward-thinking - and extremely attractive - new friend, Jessie Harper, would respond positively to his text message proposing an ongoing "friends with benefits" arrangement - until...
Read full storyHard-of-Hearing Prodigy Tribute Band Booed Off Stage
"I can't understand it, I am sure we heard somewhere that the late Keith Flint suffered from extreme flatulence," said Ryan Skint, vocalist and dancer with Prodigy tribute band Proctology after he and his three-piece band were booed off stage at Madr...
Read full storyPep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize
Manchester City football manager and self-professed humble peasant, Pep Guardiola, has been controversially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The move follows a behind-the-scenes sponsorship deal between the Nobel Committee and the owners of Manch...
Read full storyMan Took Family On Bamboo Train Ride, And Nearly Shit His Load
A man who took his family to a tourist attraction which had its own miniature Bamboo Train, decided to give it a try, and nearly shat his pants. The location was about 45 minutes from Battambang town center, but the dilapidated Tuk Tuk that took M...
Read full storyBuddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick
Prolonged Buddhist chanting over a 3-day period because of a funeral, got on the nerves of one man so much, he considered going to the nearby temple and burning it down. The man, whose identity must be guarded to avoid any repercussions, awoke on...
Read full story$1,000,000 Bribe gets Son into Trump U
Hollywood, CA. Actor Gregory Peckham was arrested today, charged with paying a coach one million dollars to get his son into the San Diego campus of Trump University. Trump, like most universities, allocates a number of slots for entering freshmen...
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