Staff Reductions Neccessary at Right Wing News Sites After AOC Loses Cell Phone and Stops Tweeting

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Monday, 20 May 2019

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Washington - Right Wing blog sites such as Breitbart, Daily Wire, Newsmax and Infowars, as well as Fox News, were forced into laying off reporters and writers after freshman Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez misplaced her cell phone last week.

"Without the ability to write daily articles on the shocking and dangerous socialist knucklehead AOC, we had no choice but to furlough some of our folks until she gets back online", said Daily Wire chief Ben Shapiro. "As soon as she's tweeting again we will be able to return to our mission of crushing and annihilating her whenever possible".

Some of the sites reported that advertisers had withheld placements until the anti-AOC content was up and running again.

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