Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business
Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...
Read full storyMosquito In Sink Was Already Dead
A man who went to wash his hands in a wash basin was surprised to find a mosquito, apparently sleeping but, on closer inspection, the malaria-spreading killer creature turned out to have expired. Moys Kenwood, 55, was rinsing his hands to rid them...
Read full storyAlabama’s Abortion Law And The Male Castration Footnote
Alabama’s abortion law has a footnote few men have noticed: Any male who is responsible for pregnancy either by rape or incest or unwanted artificial insemination will be subject to immediate castration. “Ouch,” said the perpetrators of the govern...
Read full storyNigel Farage: "I can't stop eating voles"
Eight-times failed MP and part-time political figure Nigel Farage has revealed an unusual dietary habit: he eats at least one whole vole every day. He began the habit while spending time in Strasbourg as a member of the European Parliament, where...
Read full storyAL Neocons Dismayed to Realize Types of Babies Likely to Be Born as Result of Restrictive New Anti-Abortion Law
In the wake of Alabama's passing of the most restrictive anti-abortion laws in the nation, essentially outlawing abortion at every stage of pregnancy, even in instances of incest and rape, neoconservatives were dismayed when it occurred to them that...
Read full storyCerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest
"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...
Read full storyJimmy White And 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan Get EastEnders Call-up
The big news in British entertainment circles this week is that snooker legends Jimmy White and Ronnie O'Sullivan have landed major starring roles in the miserable BBC soap drama, EastEnders. Jimmy and Ronnie will enter the show in the autumn, as...
Read full storyBoy Scout diagnosed with PTSD
San Francisco, CA—Concerned that obstacles presented by life would be too much to bear, 12-year-old boy scout survivor, Andy Dunn, was reportedly worried Wednesday that he wouldn’t be able to handle growing up, after coming back from boy scouts' summ...
Read full storyWhy Jimmy Carter didn't Pardon Turkeys
Plains, GA. Special to The Spoof. Now we understand why Jimmy Carter was reluctant to pardon turkeys at Thanksgiving while he was president. He's an avid turkey hunter! Carter, 94, is recovering from a broken hip, incurred at his home here in Plai...
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