God Admits to Being a Codependent
After an eternity of trying desperately to control everything around him so that the people he cared about would be okay, God finally admitted to being a codependent. “I felt like I wasn’t okay unless everyone else was okay,” said God. “I felt res...
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A man in a pub admitted to his closest friend, last night, that his groin was giving him 'gyp'. The man told me about the problem in all confidence, and asked me not to breathe a word to anyone, and he meant ANYONE! "Don't breathe a word to any...
Read full storyMichael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister
Michael Gove, one of eleven Conservative MPs vying for the job of party leader, has said that the fact that he "took cocaine on several occasions more than 20 years ago" should not affect his bid to become Britain's prime minister. Gove, ironicall...
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The hot, balmy weather at the weekend was enough to get most people out of the house and on the move, but one family who took their kids to a playground almost had cause to regret it, when their youngest son fell over, causing an injury to his leg.
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A man, sat minding his own business, and not being a bother to anybody, was the victim of a bloody attack last night, and was forced to carry out an execution. Moys Kenwood, 55, was sitting in his chair, typing out a spoof story on his telephone,...
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