Man's Groin Is Giving Him Gyp

Written by Geissler

Saturday, 8 June 2019

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He's got a funny webbed right hand, as well

A man in a pub admitted to his closest friend, last night, that his groin was giving him 'gyp'.

The man told me about the problem in all confidence, and asked me not to breathe a word to anyone, and he meant ANYONE!

"Don't breathe a word to anyone," he said, "and I mean ANYONE!"

He first noticed the problem, he said, round about the beginning of last week, when it was just the occasional 'tweak', but over the last couple of days, there has been a change. Now, it's more of a gnawing pain, a bit like toothache, but in that sensitive area at the top of his leg, and at the side of his balls.

He offered to show me, but I declined. I told him to make an appointment to see the doctor, which he said was probably best, and he'd ring up on Monday morning.

But he probably won't.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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