Day Two Of The Hunger Games Versus The Democratic Debates
The great news is: There were no attempts at speaking Spanish. The bad news is, paraphrasing the lyrics of a song from, Annie Get Your Gun, Democrats insist, in a goody two shoes way of Kirsten Gillibrand, that: Everything Biden once did, now does or...
Read full storyTheologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers
To the relief of many determined to believe in God, despite the lack of evidence of any participatory deity who intervenes in any noticeable way in the workings of the human world, Christian theologian Dr. Mortimer Lane of Nashville, Tennessee, has o...
Read full storyBarr Bar Hacked Veep
Washington DC, USA - (Gone Phishing): A DC watering hole popular with Justice officials and top brass politicians is being probed about its dodgy in-house wifi. Last Chance Saloon, famous for tequila slammers and sloe comfortable screws, is being...
Read full storyVladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss
There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...
Read full storyThe Hunger Games Versus The Democratic Debates
No more Hunger Games. However, if anyone is hungry for suspense, witnessing desperation, and politics is your bag, you’ll get your just desserts watching the Democratic debates on re-runs. Forget the pros and cons of climate change, health care,...
Read full storyStress Massage Therapist Warns Resident That Session Will Only Produce Temporary Relaxation From Heaviness, Pressure, And Sadness Of Reality
Michigan. With his blood pressure and type 2 diabetes raging completely out of control, 47-year-old Jonathan Yates was warned last Wednesday by Jennifer Kline, 52, that the muscle relaxation massage she had just given him would only temporarily rel...
Read full storyTrump Answers Megan Rapinoe Refusal To Visit White House
President Donald Trump has reacted characteristically to comments made by Megan Rapinoe, the US Women's football player who said she wouldn't visit the White House should her team win the World Cup. Trump tweeted: "She's a women. She'll do as s...
Read full storyOprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special
Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...
Read full storyChemistry Weekly Round-Up
It's been an exciting week in the world of Chemistry, with several things happening and several things not. A schoolboy in a Science lesson in Braintree in Essex, mixed some magnesium phosphate with a test tube of potassium permanganate, and cause...
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