Barr Bar Hacked Veep

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 29 June 2019

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Washington DC, USA - (Gone Phishing): A DC watering hole popular with Justice officials and top brass politicians is being probed about its dodgy in-house wifi.

Last Chance Saloon, famous for tequila slammers and sloe comfortable screws, is being sued after infectious malware was found in the cellphones of some of Washington’s habitual drunks.

Details of the latest kompromat outbreak are only just emerging as dozens of angry patrons begin filing lawsuits.

These allege scamming by a foreign outfit that’s adept at sending compromising material to long-suffering wives.

“We’re not just talking latex brassieres and crotchless panties,” a private investigator for an anonymous House Intelligence Committee member told Spoof website reporters, as news of the hacking broke.

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