JASON'S BACK! This Time Victims are Gullible Seniors
FCC HQ, Washington, D. C. The Federal Communications Commission today issued an all-points bulletin for Jason, once the bane of "Friday the 13th" teen-aged campers, but now attacking the elderly under the guise of selling them medical alert systems.
Read full storyI Thought These People Weren't Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!
I Thought These People Weren't Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest. According to the Tehran Times, over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week.
Read full storyCant Manage This
Ex-England striker, Manchester United forward and convicted drunk driver, Wayne Rooney, has sensationally revealed that he has had “managerial offers” even before he hangs up his boots. The revelations were discovered by Back and to the Left news two...
Read full storyStruggling Nashville Musician Begins to Think He Might Never Make It But Then Realizes That's Crazy Talk
After yet a other sparsely attended show in a dive bar with crummy sound and a badly-lit stage, singer-songwriter Campbell "Camp" Hobson of Nashville, Tennessee, began to think that he just might never truly make it as a professional musician, but th...
Read full storyGlastonbury Fans Say They'll Want A Refund If It Doesn't Turn Into A Quagmire
Music fans have begun arriving at Glastonbury for the annual feast of music that usually turns into a mudbath due to seasonal rainstorms, but there is already unrest, after several visitors said they would be seeking a refund if the weather stayed fi...
Read full storyDemocratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change
In the first two of what promises to be a vibrant and dynamic series of debates among those vying for the Democratic presidential nomination, candidates did not shy away from addressing such critical issues as which of them most disliked President Do...
Read full storyPasadena Snob Meets Walla Walla Girl
The "Huntington Boys," members of the frosh debate team from prestigious Huntington College in Pasadena, sat at a rear booth at the coffee shop in Mammoth Lakes, California. Michael, captain of the team, had steered them to a remote table because he...
Read full storyBlack Death On Its Way Back
The Black Death, the devastating pandemic that struck terror into countries all across the continents of Asia and Europe during the fourteenth century, killing around 100million people, is back amongst us, and set to take its toll once more. This…
Read full storyEuropean Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch
Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...
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