After Casablanca: Rick and Sam in Tanny Tuva
The bar was closed, and Sam and Rick sat alone in the semi-darkness of Rick's Gin Mill, the only tavern in Kyzyl, the capital of Tuva. A half-empty bottle stood unevenly on the table, poised to shake at the slightest motion. Rick, head buried in his...
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Thank goodness for small miracles. Donald Trump’s bone spurs kicked in ten minutes before the full force of the United States Military Industrial Complex was triggered and blasted Iran out of civilization, cuz of a snooping US drone that Iran shot ou...
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The Pulitzer Prize Board took the unprecedented step in 2019 of bestowing their Poetry award to a man for his Facebook post that celebrated his six-month anniversary to his wife. The award is typically given for a volume of original verse, so it was...
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BILLINGSGATE POST: A damning report released Wednesday by a top U.N. human rights expert included a video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul. Although this vid...
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Angela Maddock of New York City was intrigued when she heard about the new global currency recently announced by Facebook, which the company has been developing in secret over the past year. "I've never once had the Facebook site go down, whereas...
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The Longest Day, that annual feast that celebrates having more time to do stuff during daylight than on any of the other 364 days, has arrived once again! Known by people in times gone by as 'the Longest Day', the Longest Day can be as much as 1 m...
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President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...
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