Trump’s Bone Spurs Kicked In And World War III Was Avoided

Written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 21 June 2019

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"Play ball, not war."

Thank goodness for small miracles. Donald Trump’s bone spurs kicked in ten minutes before the full force of the United States Military Industrial Complex was triggered and blasted Iran out of civilization, cuz of a snooping US drone that Iran shot out of the sky.

Iran, home of one of the oldest civilizations in the world, also known as Persia, and the land of shish kebab, baklava, Persian tea, and oil.

True, that drone cost the US over $100 million; however, what would $100 million do for health care, or providing toothbrushes and blankets for caged children at the Mexican border, or housing for the homeless, investing in clean energy technology to protect the planet, eliminating fossil fuels, protecting endangered species, finding a cure or cancer or bone spurs?

The navy was planning to launch Tomahawk missiles from a ship in the middle of the Arabian Sea to pinpoint targets in Iran hitting: radar facilities, ammunition depots, bridges, avoiding Walmart, and with 100% accuracy.

Can the US do that? Don’t ask.

Question: Why isn’t the Medical Industrial Complex provided with the same kind of budget as the Military Industrial Complex? Safe bet a cure would be found by zeroing-in like a Tomahawk missile on cancer, Alzheimer’s, Ebola, psoriasis, autism, old age, allergies, hair loss or bone spurs.

And who was the creative genius and imaginative scientist that decided to study jellyfish and discovered that a protein in jellyfish cured a form of memory loss? Huh?

Can jellyfish cure memory loss? Don't ask.

Many people have been stung by jellyfish, and they retain a good memory of the experience. Perhaps that’s how the connection was made. A scientist zeroed-in on jellyfish, (like a Tomahawk missile) and made the discovery.

But on the 20th of June, 2019, at about 7:00 pm, Pacific time, the start of Work War III was canceled. Planes and Tomahawks made a U-turn. Maybe the drone was indeed over Iran, and the US invaded that nation's airspace. Maybe the GPS on that $100 million drone was wrong.

Sorry.

But forget about a cure for bone spurs.

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