The Rise And Fall Of The Third Wife: Slim Everdingle Gets Hat Trick
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim was never the smooth talker who instinctively said the right thing. Pretty little Simone, his third wife, thought she had won the matrimonial equivalent of lotto when Slim proposed to her on Facebook. Tired of Moscow’s brut...
Read full storyNashville Woman Skyrockets Health with Morning Chocolate Smoothie
Sandra Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, has exponentially upped her intake of greens, calcium and protein by incorporating a daily specialty smoothie into her morning routine. Larkin highly recommends her chocolate peanut butter smoothie to anyone int...
Read full storyCharles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"
Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...
Read full storyGod receives two conflicting prayers, gets a massive headache, and decides to favor woman's selfish and carnal desires
Florida. The Omniscient and Almighty Generator of the Heavens, the Earth, and all of the dimensions that exist in between, received two conflicting prayers last Tuesday, and decided to favor Terra Kline's extremely wild, out-of-control, immature, lu...
Read full storyHull City The Only Football League Team Whose Name Has No Letters To Colour In
Championship football team, Hull City, have been confirmed as the only side in the entire Football League whose name has no letters in it to colour in. This applies whether the name is written in upper or lower case characters. The news emerged...
Read full storyJo Brand Rejects 'Battery Acid' Criticism
Comedienne, Jo Brand, has rejected criticism of a joke she made about battery acid, by asserting that she drinks a glass of it every morning for breakfast, and it's never done her any harm. Brand was appearing on BBC Radio 4's 'Heresy' show hosted...
Read full story1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite
Inital Impressions Based largely on a 1970s Volvo, the BlueRinse version is geared specifically at rich Tory supporters. It comes complete with looped Churchill recordings and a unique anti-darky system that deliberately avoids any petrol station...
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